Dear Jesus, Thank you for Good Friday and for giving yourself for someone as lowly as me. Can’t wait to celebrate the Resurrection on Sunday! I am looking forward to the sunrise service.
Dear AK, Thanks for going to see Cinderella with me! I am so glad you enjoy movies and sit still, it was a good day to skip school and spend the day with you. Don’t worry, I will catch you up on what you missed at K3.
Dear cashier at Target, you are the bomb (do people still say that?). I am so impressed you rang up a buggy worth of Easter stuff without the toddler noticing. That takes skills, they should give you an Easter basket for your hard work.
Dear Lady in the Easter section, Thanks for not judging me for waiting until the last-minute to buy the Easter stuff WITH MY TODDLER. That was super helpful of you to help distract my kid while I snuck a chocolate bunny in my secret bag. While other moms (who also waited until the last-minute ahem, Judgy McJudgerson) were looking at me like I was crazy pointing at random things in the store for AK to look at so I could stealthily place items in a gift bag from the dollar spot, you started pointing at random things too! Way to work together for the better of all moms instead of judging each other.
Oh hello April, I didn’t notice you had arrived…other than the massive sinus headache I have had all week. I am going to need you to bring some of those April showers to wash this crap away. My black tin roof looks green. Okay? Thanks!